Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Please, nothing to it.
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT
do you guys realize that bbc sherlock is a giant fanfiction
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT! It’s a modern AU!
and it hasn’t been updated in forever
I’ve been laughing at this for quite a long time now
this is my favourite thing
I AM DYING
it was funny, then it was sad… then it was funny again
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
So I found this shirt …
when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti”
High-speed photography of how the process of lighting a match happens. An extract from an episode of BBC programme - Chemistry: A Volatile History.
theres no match for this awesomness
this certainly sparks my interest
you know those powerpoints where people show pictures of guys to their parents and ask them who they think they are
i did that with my mom
(i have a cardboard cutout of him)
(the only video i ever showed her of dan was his i can’t sleep video)
I was doing good until
“No wait that’s Hank green”
When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.
is this what girls fucking think about
we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN
(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
i fucking snorted oh mY GOD
This is the most amazing thing oh my God